“In space no one can here you scream.” – from an Aliens ad

The more I look at my stats page, the more lonely I feel. Only my immediate family and the occasional Googlebot spider ever see my site intentionally.

The web is not unlike a smut fortified cereal that is bursting with porny goodness, and yet some people seeking out such amusements still manage to find my boring site. For this I am grateful. Yet, I can’t help wishing there were even more horny nerds doing internet searches. I know this is wrong. But, can you blame me?