Sing this as you would the chorus of, “Have You Seen Her?” by the Chilites.

Have you seen them?

Oh, I check lost and found everywhere I go
In a restaurant or even at a picture show
Have you seen them?
Tell me have you seen them?

Oh, I search my car both high and low
And in the glovebox near the radio
Have you seen them?
Tell me have you seen them?

Why, oh, why did they have to leave and go away?
Oh..oh..oh..oh..oh..
I’ve been used to having my glasses to see with
And they’re lost
Baby, they’re lost…

I’m in denial about this. They aren’t really lost – it’s just that I don’t know where they are.

I’m sure I put them away someplace safe so that someone like me wouldn’t get my hands on them.