It’s rainy here today, and I still have electricity in my house. I feel there must be some mistake. I should call the bastards at LG&E to express my confusion at this new phenomenon, but I think I’ll just revel instead.

This guy could convey my amazement at having power better than I can. He can even do the “Gee Wally, that’s swell!” smile. That’s real talent if you ask me.