My head just exploded. I am so sick of dealing with these idiots that I am having a Tasmanian Devil moment here.

Taking deep cleansing breaths isn’t helping. I’ll hyperventilate long before I calm down.

I can’t even bring myself to tell you the story, my friends. The road is so long and fraught with stupidity that I wouldn’t want you to have to suffer along on the journey.

Clears throat importantly, and reads from an official looking scroll with a regal wax mark on it:

I do hereby revoke any and all affiliation to Insight Communications, any and all of their known subsidiaries, their progeny, their relatives no matter how distant, and anyone who has even so much as smiled at any of them on the bus.

This proclamation goes into effect as soon as I find out for sure that we can get DSL in our neighborhood. So it is written so let it be done.