Writing is all about capturing your audiences interest in the first sentence or two. I can’t even keep my own attention today.

It seems I’m at a party with Myself and I keep telling Myself, “That’s an interesting story idea.”

I’m lying, of course, and I know it. I’m boring Myself to death. In fact, I keep catching Myself stealing glances over my own shoulder and toward the exit door or in the general direction of the food table. Doubtless Myself is hoping there’s still booze to be had there. But, sadly, we are out of Cuervo Gold, which makes Me much more entertaining, if only to Myself.