It’s not insomnia. It’s blogging.

Benefits of insomnia:

1. You can catch up on reading all those right wing conservative blogs!
2. One word: Info-mercials!
3. No one will hear you sing the theme song of M.A.S.H. in sync with the reruns.
4. Public Access is a little more raunchy and a lot randomer after midnight.
5. You can count the divits in the ceiling.
6. Neverwinter Nights/Madden 2004. The computer’s going down.
7. Time to make random changes to the cascading style sheets.
8. You can display a certain vague curiosity about why you’re not asleep and pout sexily.
9. Learn exciting new Japanese phrases for Adaptation like “Otsurai desho ga, ki o shikkari omochi ni natte kudasai.” (“I know this is painful, but don’t let it get the best of you.”)
10. zzzzzzz….

Number nine is my fave, Jim. Hilarious.

hmm, unless these comments get e-mailed to you, you’ll probably never see this but, as a fellow insomniac, I greatly enjoy this piece from McSweeney’s:

I Enjoy Taunting Insomniacs

Value of Netflix
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