I notice that I relish eating salads after I spend half the day digging weeds and doing yard-work. I’m angry at greenery in general after a day like that, and it feels really good to see something leafy quivering on the edge of my fork.

Yeah, I got nothin’ today.

However, I would like to take a moment to congratulate my pimp and his wife, Michelle, on their purchase of a new Santa Fe. May their enjoyment of the vehicle last much longer than their car payments do. Amen.