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	<title>Comments on: Haunts</title>
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	<description>A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.</description>
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		<title>By: Amber</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2004/05/26/haunts/comment-page-1/#comment-692</link>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
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		<description>Ah Debbie..too funny. Great story! It&#039;s probably a good thing you didn&#039;t scare the jocks and cheerleaders; they would&#039;ve panicked and fallen through the floor to be eaten and then you&#039;d feel bad.

Well, you would, wouldn&#039;t you? WOULDN&#039;T YOU?

Why do you have that smile on your face? ;-)

I didn&#039;t care for most cheerleaders and jocks either. I run into them occasionally today, so many years later, and I still think they are the odd ones, while I still feel...normal.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah Debbie..too funny. Great story! It&#8217;s probably a good thing you didn&#8217;t scare the jocks and cheerleaders; they would&#8217;ve panicked and fallen through the floor to be eaten and then you&#8217;d feel bad.</p>
<p>Well, you would, wouldn&#8217;t you? WOULDN&#8217;T YOU?</p>
<p>Why do you have that smile on your face? <img src='http://www.boredbutbusy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t care for most cheerleaders and jocks either. I run into them occasionally today, so many years later, and I still think they are the odd ones, while I still feel&#8230;normal.</p>
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		<title>By: Debbie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description>But, I totally DID scare the jocks and cheerleaders.  Just not as much as I should have. ;D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But, I totally DID scare the jocks and cheerleaders.  Just not as much as I should have. ;D</p>
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		<title>By: robert</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>debbie, you MISSED the perfect opportunity... it would have been so tempting to just gaze at them malevolently, and then disappear back into the shadows without a sound...
or to make dire predictions, like &quot;your breasts will sag, your quarterback husband will break his knee and never attain greatness... he will end up a gaspumper and you will work at walmart for the rest of your life...&quot;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>debbie, you MISSED the perfect opportunity&#8230; it would have been so tempting to just gaze at them malevolently, and then disappear back into the shadows without a sound&#8230;<br />
or to make dire predictions, like &#8220;your breasts will sag, your quarterback husband will break his knee and never attain greatness&#8230; he will end up a gaspumper and you will work at walmart for the rest of your life&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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