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Sonnet to a Spammer*
Friday January 07th 2005, 3:52 pm
Filed under: General

Oh, spammer most vile
Ye sicken me to my very heart
and maketh me want to puketh wretched bile
and pierceth thine intestines with a poisoned dart.

What harmful thing befell ye, nasty sot
to maketh ye such a twisted fuck?
I careth not – for ye deserveth to rot
and have thine eyes eaten out by a dingo.

DIE!
DIE!
DIE!

and take your porn with you.
You piece of
Dirt.

*Hey, it has fourteen lines. It’s almost a real sonnet.



7 Comments so far

MT Blacklist worked really well for me. It takes some daily maintenance, but it’s totally worth it for the feeling of satisfaction you get as you watch it work.

http://www.jayallen.org/projects/mt-blacklist/

Comment by briantologist 01.07.05 @ 4:23 pm

We use WPBlacklist the WordPress equivalent, but it apparently doesn

Comment by Moby 01.08.05 @ 12:48 pm

Just Links
Fog everywhere today. I’ll leave you with some links on this rushed morning. The elusive Ice Goblins ( Especially elusive this year )were captured on pixel dust by Fred from Fragments of Floyd. Kiwifruit started a new blog devoted to The Lord of the R…

Trackback by CrabAppleLane Blog 01.11.05 @ 7:29 am

I can picture you, on stage, alone, white spotlight – I was moved I tell you…moved. Definitely the best sonnet with the phrase twisted fuck in it, that’s for sure.

Comment by melman 01.11.05 @ 8:20 am

Shakespeare would be proud. Particularly the “DIE” lines.

Comment by Scott-san 01.11.05 @ 11:38 am

You crack me up, Debbie. LOL! But next time, please issue a warning so I don’t ruin my keyboard with my tea-spit. ;-)

Comment by Amber 01.11.05 @ 2:14 pm

Just Links
Fog everywhere today. I’ll leave you with some links on this rushed morning. The elusive Ice Goblins ( Especially elusive this year ) were captured on pixel dust by Fred from Fragments of Floyd. Kiwifruit started a new blog devoted to The Lord of the …

Trackback by CrabAppleLane Blog 01.12.05 @ 5:46 am



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