we get the huge size from Sams club

I stopped using soap and switched to latex gloves instead. They are much easier to use and tend to keep your employeer sufficiently anxious.

Follow-up note – you should take them off if you are pulled over by the police.

Your title made me think of Peaches’ “Fuck the Pain Away.” Probably not an area where you want to be obsessive-compulsive. Could chafe after a while. And let’s not discuss the latex gloves, either.

ooh, my mother ALWAYS gets the obsessive-compulsive size , and then, when no one’s looking she watters it down to half-strength which usually comes back at her in the form of a need to wash twice to get fully clean.