A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
Question: Is she so desperate for material that she’s doing another weird searches post? Answer: Yes. Yes, she is. I is. Whatever. So, yeah, the words underlined below are the actual search words some unlucky bastards typed into their search bars only to find my site. My responses immediately follow the search words. lonely fat …
THIS POST IS NOT FOR CHILDREN. So, here’s how it goes. This is where I respond to some actual searches people have typed into their search bar only to find my site. It’s supposed to be funny, but I’m all sardonic and lethargic today, so I’ll make no promises. Actual search words are underlined. My …
The actual search words are underlined. my first rectal exam First there was the best selling book My First Visit to the Doctor, then there was My First Visit to the Zoo, and now finally you can buy the beautifully illustrated My First Rectal Exam in the hardbound edition. Not for the squeamish. free pics …
Yep, I’m out of ideas again. This will be the third time I’ve done this, so I’m making it a category. As before, the underlined words are the actual search words folks typed into their search bar only to end up here. I didn’t correct spelling in the searches etc. fart porn Do I even …
This post is a sequel to my 5/28 post. I feel the need to say thanks to all my readers who, while searching for porn and/or leg wax on the internet, have found my site and been frustrated. I have underlined actual words or phrases people typed in to their search bar. Please note that …
My husband has set up for me a great stats page. This means I can see what people doing internet searches were actually looking for when they found my site by accident. The stats page doesn’t show me their degree of disappointment, however. This I must surmise on my own. For this reason, I wish …