A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
I am not jealous of Jennifer Garner. I’m not. It’s absurd to suggest such a thing, because it couldn’t possibly be any further from the truth. But, when I get into the meat of this post, you may be tempted to think I am just some jealous wife whose husband jerks off to Alias once …
We went Halloween costume shopping today. I believe the best costumes are usually of the home-made variety, but we were looking around anyway. While we were in the costume shop, I noticed adult-sized Raggedy Ann and Andy costumes. This got me to thinking about the things we do for love. Obviously, if a man is …
I’ve mentioned here before that I love my hairdresser. She does a great job on my hair, and I no longer even have to tell her what to do. For lack of a better phrase, I’ve finally got her broken in. In other words, she no longer argues with me about how short I want …
Today is a sad day for my wardrobe. I must cease wearing my favorite pair of holey jeans, because they have an ever growing hole in the crotch that now extends out far enough on my back upper leg to almost fully expose my right ass cheek whenever I sit down. Although I am in …
My husband is a programming engineer. In case you are not sure what that is, here is the definition I’ve come up with: Programming engineer – Someone who takes your toilet apart in an attempt to fix it, and then leaves it lying in pieces on the bathroom floor for three weeks. Luckily, we have …
My Easy Cheese expired on May 24, 2002. No memorial service was held. I didn’t even know it was sick until I tried to squeeze some onto a potato chip and the first four inches were dried out. I’m not exaggerating about this. I had to call Nabisco to find out when it had died, …