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		<title>Debbie&#8217;s Jennifer Garner Acting Academy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2004 06:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not jealous of Jennifer Garner. I&#8217;m not. It&#8217;s absurd to suggest such a thing, because it couldn&#8217;t possibly be any further from the truth. But, when I get into the meat of this post, you may be tempted to think I am just some jealous wife whose husband jerks off to Alias once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dress You Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2003 21:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We went Halloween costume shopping today. I believe the best costumes are usually of the home-made variety, but we were looking around anyway. While we were in the costume shop, I noticed adult-sized Raggedy Ann and Andy costumes. This got me to thinking about the things we do for love. Obviously, if a man is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Shop of Horrors</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2003 03:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve mentioned here before that I love my hairdresser. She does a great job on my hair, and I no longer even have to tell her what to do. For lack of a better phrase, I&#8217;ve finally got her broken in. In other words, she no longer argues with me about how short I want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blue</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2003 23:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is a sad day for my wardrobe. I must cease wearing my favorite pair of holey jeans, because they have an ever growing hole in the crotch that now extends out far enough on my back upper leg to almost fully expose my right ass cheek whenever I sit down. Although I am in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>*Troubled Water</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2003 12:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My husband is a programming engineer. In case you are not sure what that is, here is the definition I&#8217;ve come up with: Programming engineer &#8211; Someone who takes your toilet apart in an attempt to fix it, and then leaves it lying in pieces on the bathroom floor for three weeks. Luckily, we have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Bad Things Happen to Good Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2003 21:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Easy Cheese expired on May 24, 2002. No memorial service was held. I didn&#8217;t even know it was sick until I tried to squeeze some onto a potato chip and the first four inches were dried out. I&#8217;m not exaggerating about this. I had to call Nabisco to find out when it had died, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Love&#8230;Thanksgiving In June</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2003/06/27/i-lovethanksgiving-in-june/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2003 21:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We had Thanksgiving dinner yesterday or what we vegetarians consider it to be. I made a Tofurkey with all the fixin&#8217;s. So, tonight it&#8217;s Tofurkey leftovers. Yum. I have been thinking of the things for which I am most thankful or, if you will, all the things I love. Remember that Tom T. Hall song, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth About Cats and Dogs and Why Would Miss Manners Call This Woman a Whore?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:19:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men aren&#8217;t usually keen on the subtle nuances of female communication. For example Alice might say to her casual acquaintance Susan, &#8220;You picked a lovely day for this get together. The food was delicious, and your children are charming.&#8221; This could very well just mean what was said. Or, depending on intonation and emphasis on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Was Demoted</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2003/06/14/i-was-demoted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2003 16:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to be the smartest person in my household. Well, maybe I never was. But, I did get just a little respect around here. Ok, maybe I didn&#8217;t get respect per se, but at least my husband and daughter tried to keep their condescension to a minimum. Now they are out of control. We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Attack of the Ants</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2003/05/29/attack-of-the-ants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2003 01:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know it seems clich]]></description>
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