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		<title>Sam I Am Meets Fox in Sox</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2008/07/17/sam-i-am-meets-fox-in-sox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE ABOUT LANGUAGE.  I DO NOT CENSOR MYSELF AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF DOING SO. 
&#8220;I am Sam.  Sam I am.
George Michael used to be in Wham!&#8221;
&#8220;Correct, he was!  My name is Fox.
I bet he&#8217;s sucked a lot of cocks.*&#8221;
&#8220;Right you are!  Do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Hates the Nassty Little Elf Sock Pattern</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2008/07/11/we-hates-the-nassty-little-elf-sock-pattern/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rivendell Sock is the most covetous pattern I&#8217;ve ever seen. I almost bought the pattern by itself, but instead I suffered through a long wait for the book that contains the pattern with which I would knit the sock of great power, the one sock to rule them all.
I can&#8217;t even tell you the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll Get Back to You</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2008/05/25/ill-get-back-to-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2008/05/25/ill-get-back-to-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 02:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really more than o.k. with the fact that my knitting stash and many accouterments that accompany it have pretty much taken over the house. It annoys my family that there is no where to go that they couldn&#8217;t accidentally sit on, step on or potentially fall over something related to my knitting. Frankly, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reunited</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2007/12/14/reunited/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The girl screeched out, &#8220;Oh Charlotte!&#8221; ran over to my daughter and squeezed her in a way that&#8217;s usually reserved for returning hostages or POWs.  No more than two seconds later, no less than two other girls see my daughter and react to her in much the same way the first girl did.
Charlotte had just gotten [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyers, Guns and Money (Or Three Things I Don&#8217;t Have)</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2007/08/25/lawyers-guns-and-money-or-three-things-i-dont-have/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My husband and I discuss two possible futures for ourselves when we&#8217;re old and retired. One is far more likely to happen than the other.
In one scenario, we own a giant mobile home that&#8217;s completely solar powered and we drive around the states, looking for adventures. We&#8217;re just like Cain from &#8220;Kung Fu&#8221; or Jules from &#8220;Pulp [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bunk-beds</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2007/08/21/bunk-beds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My sister and I used to fight for who got to sleep on top bunk. The person who ended up getting stuck on bottom bunk would put her feet between the slats and lift the mattress so that the person on top couldn&#8217;t enjoy the victory too much.
One of the things I miss &#8211; now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do Ya Feel Lucky, Punk?</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2007/08/07/do-ya-feel-lucky-punk/</link>
		<comments>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2007/08/07/do-ya-feel-lucky-punk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The words eternal optimism don&#8217;t even begin to cover the insanely sunshiny outlook that I possess.
Case in point, I had a migraine that lasted for three days this past week. As if throbbing head pain and nausea weren&#8217;t enough, I also injured my back somehow or other. Coincidentally, all this occurred during the week that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Counting on Carbs to Save My Life</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2007/07/27/counting-on-carbs-to-save-my-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2007/07/27/counting-on-carbs-to-save-my-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s say there&#8217;s this person who is driving home from Kroger, and this hypothetical person is just famished. She&#8217;s only had oatmeal for breakfast and it&#8217;s nearing half past twelve. We&#8217;re talking near starvation here. Half past twelve, mind you. She&#8217;s nearing a faint.
Now what if this resourceful woman were to dig into a nearby [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Want a Robot Army for Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2006/12/16/i-want-a-robot-army-for-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2006/12/16/i-want-a-robot-army-for-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 14:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I guess this would be a helpful innovation for the disabled, but I think it will also be a great boon to any dark overlord who might enjoy having a robot army that he could control with his thought projections.  
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		<title>Birthdays</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2006/12/13/birthday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2006/12/13/birthday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 00:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m told that, when I was one, I had an awesome birthday.  I was trying to  walk across the floor and fell into my birthday cake and just dug right in and began to eat it.  It must&#8217;ve been a helluva good time.  Unfortunately, I don&#8217;t remember any of this.  [...]]]></description>
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