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	<description>A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.</description>
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		<title>I Want a Robot Army for Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 14:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess this would be a helpful innovation for the disabled, but I think it will also be a great boon to any dark overlord who might enjoy having a robot army that he could control with his thought projections.
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		<title>Birthdays</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 00:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m told that, when I was one, I had an awesome birthday.  I was trying to  walk across the floor and fell into my birthday cake and just dug right in and began to eat it.  It must&#8217;ve been a helluva good time.  Unfortunately, I don&#8217;t remember any of this.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nip/Tuck Spoiler</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 16:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re like me, you were pretty disappointed with the season finale of Nip/Tuck last year.  We waited all season to find out who &#8220;the carver&#8221; was, then we find out it&#8217;s a brother-sister team-O&#8217;- carvers without any real explanation for why two people would both get the crazy idea that mutilating women is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby, Why Don&#8217;t We Go Down to Kokomo?  Um. Cuz It&#8217;s Icky.  Duh.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2006 23:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of the Bahamas?  Sandy beaches, perhaps?  Lovely ocean views?   
How about rabies?  Yes, rabies.  What about hepatitis A or hepatitis B?  Did malaria jump immediately into your consciousness when I mentioned the Caribbean?  
No?! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anticipation</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2006/06/07/anticipation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 00:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s almost time again for &#8220;Deadwood.&#8221;  If that weren&#8217;t cool enough, this show is coming back.  Life is good.  Or, at least, it will be.
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		<title>Gross Fucks Revisited</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2006/06/07/gross-fucks-revisited/</link>
		<comments>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2006/06/07/gross-fucks-revisited/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 00:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael saw some guy standing at a urinal eating an ice cream cone and taking a piss.  
When he finished doing his business, he switched the ice cream cone from one hand to the other and left the restroom.
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		<title>Mr. Michael and the Cute Waitress</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2006/06/03/mr-michael-and-the-cute-waitress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A beautiful elegant young woman in a very low cut black dress takes her seat in the theatre next to my husband.  I had thought my black dress was sexy when I put it on.  I even thought it on the drive to the theatre.  I thought it right up until I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ring a Zing Zing</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2006/05/15/ring-a-zing-zing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2006 00:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[At about 6:00 p.m. yesterday, Michael is going through our mail and suddenly yells out, &#8220;Oh shit!&#8221;  I knew whatever it was must be pretty bad, because his voice went pre-puberty on him for a second.  Last time his voice went all Mickey Mouse like that, it was because they had cancelled &#8220;Farscape.&#8221;
Being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fun Food</title>
		<link>http://www.boredbutbusy.com/2006/05/14/fun-food/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 01:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[At eighteen months old, pizza does double duty as both a meal and a hair accessory.
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		<title>The Lawnmower, the Lawnmower, the Lawnmower is on Fire.  We Don&#8217;t Need No Water&#8230;I hate Yardwork Anyway</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 02:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As luck would have it, our lawnmower caught fire yesterday.  It&#8217;s probably my fault.  Nobody got hurt in the accident, but the lawnmower is now only good as a conversation piece.
All day at work this afternoon, when people asked how I was, I&#8217;d respond, &#8220;Fine&#8230;Our lawnmower caught fire yesterday.&#8221;  I rather enjoyed [...]]]></description>
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